i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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