new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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