oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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