My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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