she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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