yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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