he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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