I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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