i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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