Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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