gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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