THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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