i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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