We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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