what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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