just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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