Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i just google imaged poop.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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