Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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