ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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