I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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