Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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