But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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