Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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