I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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