do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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