don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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