Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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