We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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