But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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