Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he puts the penis in happiness.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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