is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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