he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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