There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
this boner is exhausting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Randomize