i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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