My sheets look like a crime scene.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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