Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
my vag is so smooth its legendary
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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