you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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