I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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