I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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