I could have mohawked her pubes.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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