clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
So. Much. Porn.
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