Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I deserve this hangover.
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