when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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