He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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