its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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