Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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