You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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