Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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