you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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