Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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